Sunday, 13 December 2009

The 5 Stages of Dessert

Denial
I haven't eaten too much; of course I can eat dessert.

Anger
Why was the main so big? How could anyone possibly have dessert after that?!

Bargaining
If I go for a long walk after, then I'll be able to have dessert.

Depression
There's no way I could eat dessert.

Acceptance
I may never be able to move again...